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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that was was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.




Imagine if Zayn loses Perrie for a day, he will say,”Hey, where’s Perrie?”




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